Being unable to care for your child
Being overpowered by your child
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship
Being attacked by your spouse
Depression and attempted suicide
Threat of miscarriage
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
Adventure time isn’t a kids show. It’s a people show.
i’m fluent in talking shit
Well, if you put enough pressure on c o a l it turns to p e a r l s .
when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
you know what people don’t talk about
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG